I was struck today about the differences between men and women. No, not the nughty parts idiota but how we approach things/think differently. Case in point. I was filling up at the local gas station and pulled up behind a stunning woman. When I say stunning I mean she took my breath away!
Without the stacked sandals she was 5' 10" or 5'11", with them she was over 6 feet. Stacked black strappy sandals, tight short blue denim skirt and the cutest little summer shirt top with a ribbon below the bust line beggin to be pulled. Blonde hair, beautiful green eyes and a great tan. Oh yeah, that 5"10"? 4 feet of it was long sexy legs. Throw in that she was probaly in her early forties and it took all I could do to not mount her when she bent over in her car to grab her purse. Yes, I did say mount her. And that's what got me thinking. Do any women think like that? When you bend over into your car or in general and you're in front of a cute guy do you want him to come up from behind and mount you?
No I'm not talking about a loving hug, I mean a good nails-on-the-back, skin-tearing, animal noises, ripped clothing, animalistic anonymnous shagging? No shagging is still too nice. I mean a good fucking? That kind that when you're done you're flat out exhausted and then walk away. The kind that you look back on when sitting around friends having a drink and you say "there was this one time"? Are guys or more specifically am I the only one that thinks like that?
Yeah, I bust my ass in the gym/running/riding because it makes me feel good and its good for me but the man reason is so if that situation does ever arise the hottie has something nice to look at while she's making animal noises! Women have to think that way too don't they? Do any of them? I mean at the risk of sounding like an idiot, isn't she dressed like that in order for guys to look at and want and other women to look at and want to be? It was warm out but I don't live in south Florida for Christ's sake. I'm not saying that she wants to get mauled by the likes of me but she ain't going to church either
I would like nothing more than for once in my life a hot girl walk by and look at me that way or tell me she thinks I'm sexy. Really, am I the only one? Come on, men never complain about sexual harassment and if they do its only because its from another dude. To be honest right now, I'd appreciate the attention.
Torn about whether or not to put my hands in my pants.
Is this really my life?
12 years ago
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*looks around innocently*
*raises her hand*
umm.... i think like that. i also wonder if people are thinking things like that about me a lot too.
i think the wife thinks like that too cuz she has done things like you just described to me. i have found myself innocently reaching for something or bending over to get something and being tackled by the wife. not that i'm complaining. :-)
so at least in this little corner of south florida, two of us agree with you.
Of course we think things like that. Sheesh, just because the female part of the species doesn't have testosterone oozing out of our ears, doesn't mean we cannot become drooling puddles of girlie goo over someone we find sexy.
Heck, a few days ago I saw a couple of dudes without shirts on that were roaringly hot hunkie dudes that simply shouldn't be let out in public without bodyguards to protect them from those of us that couldn't stop gawking. Every muscle rippled where it was supposed to ripple. Every tooth glistened when they smiled. Every tousled hair was saying "run your fingers through me".
Fuck I have totally lost my train of thought now. All I can think of is those dudes. Great!
Now I need to go hop in the shower and squiggle a bit.
Damn you!
*slinks off in a puddle of smouldering girlie goo*
Okay, so with
"...Now I need to go hop in the shower and squiggle a bit.
Fuck I have totally lost my train of thought now.
*slinks off in a puddle of smouldering girlie goo*..."
My hands are SO IN MY PANTS RIGHT NOW!!
Oh we SO get those moments. I have a few close friends who I'm sure stand or bend or whatever in just the right way to wind me up.
There was this guy a few years back who had just that knack for looking at me in a way that made me want to jump and ravage him right there, in front of everyone.
Rawr. *thinks about showering, too*
I think the biggest mistake that men make is thinking that women aren't as visually stimulated as they are.
I can sit there and have a normal conversation with you and be picturing myself sprawled out on my desk at work doing call kinds of things and you would never know.
Women have the same thoughts, wants, and desires as men. We just know how to keep it under wraps better.
Slayer, my hands are SO in my pants about that little tid bit!!!
Just doing my part to lift your spirits.
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