Monday, July 21, 2008

Are we really that different?

I was struck today about the differences between men and women. No, not the nughty parts idiota but how we approach things/think differently. Case in point. I was filling up at the local gas station and pulled up behind a stunning woman. When I say stunning I mean she took my breath away!

Without the stacked sandals she was 5' 10" or 5'11", with them she was over 6 feet. Stacked black strappy sandals, tight short blue denim skirt and the cutest little summer shirt top with a ribbon below the bust line beggin to be pulled. Blonde hair, beautiful green eyes and a great tan. Oh yeah, that 5"10"? 4 feet of it was long sexy legs. Throw in that she was probaly in her early forties and it took all I could do to not mount her when she bent over in her car to grab her purse. Yes, I did say mount her. And that's what got me thinking. Do any women think like that? When you bend over into your car or in general and you're in front of a cute guy do you want him to come up from behind and mount you?

No I'm not talking about a loving hug, I mean a good nails-on-the-back, skin-tearing, animal noises, ripped clothing, animalistic anonymnous shagging? No shagging is still too nice. I mean a good fucking? That kind that when you're done you're flat out exhausted and then walk away. The kind that you look back on when sitting around friends having a drink and you say "there was this one time"? Are guys or more specifically am I the only one that thinks like that?

Yeah, I bust my ass in the gym/running/riding because it makes me feel good and its good for me but the man reason is so if that situation does ever arise the hottie has something nice to look at while she's making animal noises! Women have to think that way too don't they? Do any of them? I mean at the risk of sounding like an idiot, isn't she dressed like that in order for guys to look at and want and other women to look at and want to be? It was warm out but I don't live in south Florida for Christ's sake. I'm not saying that she wants to get mauled by the likes of me but she ain't going to church either

I would like nothing more than for once in my life a hot girl walk by and look at me that way or tell me she thinks I'm sexy. Really, am I the only one? Come on, men never complain about sexual harassment and if they do its only because its from another dude. To be honest right now, I'd appreciate the attention.

Torn about whether or not to put my hands in my pants.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

What the hell?

What can of world do we live in when I man can't use a Visa gift card to purchase a membership to an adult site? I got so excited to join Stunners.com after Slayer sent me that delicious Tiffany Brookes photo! Now what the hell am I supposed to do with this damned gift card thing?

My hands were so ready for my pants too!


At least I found this while I was looking around for ANY site that would take the gift card. She's just delicious.

You guys do realize that my blog runs on porn? Without the figurative and literal creative juices flowing created by great porn, there's no Splinter.

A few of my favorite things......

Manicures, Pedicures, stacked sexy heels
Tall Women, Short women, women who squeel,
Piercings and tattoos and half naked springs
These are a few of my favorite things

Long hair and short hair, colored raven to blond
Sexy young things who like to get it on
Satin and lace and summer clothing with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things

Tan lines, sunglasses and tight fitting clothes
Round faces, square faces, rings in the nose
Girls that want sex and know just what to bring
These are a few of my favorite things

I love pornstars
I love rated R
I love things "mature"
I love women of all shapes and types, as long as they "do" demure


I'm bored at work and I'm so gonna put my hands in my pants for a while now!

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Okay, now I need help.

I must have some type of cool deviant background that represents that very essence that is Splinter in order to begin my naughty posting journey again.

Any thoughts? Help? Anyone? Bueller?

Friday, July 11, 2008

Damnit all to hell!

I go away for a while and then come back to the realization that Efx2 has finally failed me and left me without a place to blog (I can't even log into my old blog in order to retrieve my old posts). Some days you're the windshield and some days you're just the damn bug!!

I have no idea what's going on with my Efx2 pals and feel totally lost (its ModBlog all over again!!) . No to mention I couldn't use thesplinteredmind 'cause it was taken over here. Oh yeah, I have to come up with a new background too. SONUVA!!!

Taking a break to be angry.

Splinter